My Story: Currently the co-producer for a comedy group while preparing for a business masters to aid my partnership in a growing cutting edge market research start-up. When I'm not too busy constructing elaborate pranking devices out of house-hold items or preparing a shoot, like flour bombs made out of rat-traps and shoe-boxes and life-sized catapult sieges, I'm creating an adventure--whether I'm in a waiting room or on the top of a 100 foot high cliff. Basically, I like to use my job as an excuse to fling stuff at people and when I'm not working, I like to fling stuff at people anyway.
What I'm doing with my life: Embarrassing the hell out of people on camera. Learning how to work on amazing cars.
What Am I Good At: Building crazy contraptions out of random things laying around.
The first things people usually notice about me: "I thought you were a total stoner. So, I was like--that guy's awesome. Good thing I was right!"
Actual statement.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food:
Lord of the Rings, Red Thunder, Star Wars, and the entire INTERNET!!!
Both of the Harold and Kumars, Ghost Busters, Star Wars, Pineapple Express, Iron Man, etc.
I like my food like my women-- Asian and Mexican... mixed together.
And peaches.
The six things I could never do without: Va j j , Special Brownies, Hooka, Beer, and my beautiful family! <3 xoxox
You should message me if:
You are hot. You can build shit. You are smart.
But you must be hot if you are smart, but you do not have to be smart if you are hot.
No one is required to build shit, but if you are hot, smart, AND can build shit--MESSAGE ME RIGHT NOW.
If you do not message me and you meet my requirements that is UNACCEPTABLE
LOL
